i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

How do you handle a creepy forty year old coworker who won’t stop telling you how cute you are and somehow got your phone number and won’t stop sending you messages asking if you want to see a movie sometime. 

thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me