okay, but when do they fuck
me every time i start a new fic (via colfershands)
Saturday Jun 2 11:44pm
Friday Jun 1 01:53ami used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
How do you handle a creepy forty year old coworker who won’t stop telling you how cute you are and somehow got your phone number and won’t stop sending you messages asking if you want to see a movie sometime.
Friday Jun 1 01:47amThursday May 31 11:25pmdoes anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
Jason Bourne was the tip of the iceberg.


